March 2010
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textsfromlastnight:
(317): sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying “i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president”.
textsfromlastnight:
(970): Well, you’re either very drunk or very high but I’ll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
textsfromlastnight:
(862): found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified…she says she was “saving him for later”.
textsfromlastnight:
(585): you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they’re under populated.
Hahhaaaa-
textsfromlastnight:
(225): i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip (1-225): whats a bus flip? (225): idk but apparently i invented it.
textsfromlastnight:
(484): I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
textsfromlastnight:
(913): hows the party? (816): ists fjcssing insceredle (913): be there in 10.
textsfromlastnight:
(509): I’m like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
My dog just jumped on my lap, watched the laptop screen for a few seconds then decided to get on the desk and walk into the screen.
She loves tumblr too.
Ahaa.
textsfromlastnight:
(850): Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here.
textsfromlastnight:
(803): we’ve already established he’s totally wasted. but now he’s just sitting at his computer, doing i don’t know what, and he keeps saying “dammmn girl” in a really low whisper.
This is what I’m saying next time I get drunk. Followers will understand, strangers will not.
Genius? Yes.